Home Movies: Of Course You're Stupid

Figure I'd post this as the last one of the night. I'm currently playing Soul Caliber IV with Sin (who is murking some dude so hard right now) and we're having a good time.

- MX

Forbes Hip-Hop Cash Kings 2008

Guess who is on top? It's sad but he's the biggest selling name in hip-hop. This list is just the biggest earners over the last year and not necessarily how much money they have total (because Jigga would dominate the list easily.) 50 topped the list with $150 million, Jay-Z was second with $82 million and Diddy was third with $35 million. You can get the full list (with 'Ye at spot #4) and how much they made after the jump.

- MX

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The Cash Kings
1. Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson ($150 Million)
2. Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter ($82 million)
3. Sean 'Diddy' Combs ($35 million)
4. Kanye West ($30 million)
5. Timothy 'Timbaland' Mosley ($22 million)
6. Pharrell Williams ($20 million)
7. Kasseem "Swizz Beatz" Dean ($17 million)
8. Calvin "Snoop Dogg" Broadus ($16 million)
9. André "Dr. Dre" Young ($15 million)
10. Christopher "Ludacris" Bridges ($14 million)
11. TIE - Clifford "T.I." Harris & Dwayne "Lil Wayne" Carter ($13 million)
12. TIE - Marshall "Eminem" Mathers, Lonnie "Common" Lynn Jr., & Aliaune "Akon" Thiam ($12 million)
13. TIE - Jermaine Dupri & Jonathan "Lil Jon" Smith ($11 million)
14. TIE - OutKast, Hakeem "Chamillionaire" Seriki, & Jayceon "The Game" Taylor ($10 million) [View more of "Forbes Hip-Hop Cash Kings 2008"]

100TH POST!!!!!

Welcome to the 100th post. For a few months, Sin and I have been bringing you fresh news and hot -ish and now it's time to expand. Now... it's time to broadcast two.shot.

Or... should I say podcast.

What we are introducing is something called the Twosday. What that will be is every Tuesday (or every other... we're not sure yet) there will be a podcast that will be no longer than an hour talking about everything new and fresh and anything we want to talk about. It should be interesting what we say. We're usually vocal about our thoughts haha.

So be on the lookout for that not tomorrow but probably next Twosday. It should be something very cool we're gonna do at two.shot. Tell all your friends and spread the word about two.shot because without people viewing this site, we would have never reached 100 posts. So if you tell your friends about two.shot, in no time, we'll reach 1000 posts.

Thanks and keep reading. We appreciate it.

- MX & Scottish Sin

Star Wars The Force Unleashed Demo

LucasArts will be releasing a Demo of the up coming Star Wars title, ‘The Force Unleashed’, on August 21st.

Xbox 360 owners will be able to download this trial via the Xbox Live Marketplace, and PS3 users will be able to get it over the Playstation Network.

The Demo will feature one of the earlier levels of the game, where you as ‘The Apprentice’ must take on a Jedi General besieging a TIE Construction Factory.

I can't wait for this. For those that don't know, The Apprentice is in Soul Calibur IV and he's awesome in it. He's named The Apprentice as he's the secret apprentice of Darth Vader himself.

With a game based entirely on him just after Revenge of The Sith and the time before A New Hope takes place and his task to wipe out the remaining Jedi, this game is only going to be an amazing thing. I'll be donwloading it the second it's on the market place.

- Sin

Kanye West & T-Pain - Go Hard

Goodlife Part 2. How dope is this? It's actually a song off an upcoming album by DJ Khaled but as much as he wants to say he's the best... he isn't. Kanye and Pain go hard (pun so intended) on this song. Also, I'll include the clean version for those who don't want to listen to the dirty version.

DOWNLOAD: Kanye West & T-Pain - Go Hard (Produced by DJ Khaled)/ CLEAN VERSION

- MX

Beijing Olympics 2008 Medal Count: Update Three

So it's been a great event so far, and yes... I haven't posted in a while. Lucky for you, MX has been on his game and has kept everyone in the know, so kudos to him.

Anyways... Over the last few days Great Britain has come back big, especially on Saturday where we had our most sucess in nearly one hundred years... ONE HUNDRED YEARS EVERYBODY! If that doesn't tell you how much ground we've covered, I don't know what does.

We're now in third place overall. Other than that, everything has stayed roughly the same. China is dominating on their home turf and the United States of Michael Phelps is doing great too.

Below is the updated medals standings. Enjoy.

- Sin


Canada
Total Medals: 9 (RANK: FIFTHTEENTH)
Total Gold: 2 (RANK: TIED FOR ELEVENTH)
Total Silver: 3
Total Bronze: 4

China
Total Medals: 67 (RANK: SECOND)
Total Gold: 39 (RANK: FIRST)
Total Silver: 14
Total Bronze: 14

United Kingdom
Total Medals: 27 (RANK: SIXTH)
Total Gold: 12 (RANK: THIRD)
Total Silver: 7
Total Bronze: 8

United States of America
Total Medals: 72 (RANK: FIRST)
Total Gold: 22 (RANK: SECOND)
Total Silver: 24
Total Bronze: 26

SummerSlam Review

So, usually I don't post the wrestling stuff... Sin does. However, I went and saw this LIVE and it was pretty damn good live. I'm not gonna run down the matches (all of them), so you can read the results and get photos here.

I'm going to talk about my two favorite matches of the night: Cena/Batista and the Hell In A Cell.

First, Cena/Batista. I came into the PPV having expectations that this match was going to be terrible. However, the match was just great. I can see why WWE built this match up so much. Batista and Cena work well together and the entire time I was looking for Orton to come out and just punt the shit outta either of them. The end spot was sick as hell. Cena went to the top rope and was going to do his fame-asser and when he lept off Batista caught him and Batista Bombed the shit outta him. I won't lie... I jumped up out of my seat when he did that. I think in the battle of the lesser of two evils... I'd go with Batista. I have to stick with Evolution haha.

The HIAC match was fucking GREAT live. I took a few photos of it since I've never seen a HIAC match live. When Edge speared Taker through the cell I went nuts. And then the spear through the table... sick. The end spot, I thought, could have been better. A conchairto and then the tombstone? I guess I wanted to see someone go through the top of the cell but that will never happen again, now will it? After Taker won everyone was getting up and leaving and then Taker came back and chokeslammed Edge through the ring. Then people thought that was it and started to leave again. That's when the fire came from under the ring. It was hot as fuck and you could smell the burning mat from where I was (which was kinda high up but I'm not complaining... a free ticket to SummerSlam is dope.)

Overall, it was a damn good show live and I don't know how it turned out on the television. You should definately go to WWE's site and look at the pictures. Maybe you can play 'Where's Waldo' and find Orton, because I couldn't find him.

- MX

Bad Reviews For Star Wars: The Clone Wars

So I knew this was coming. I had been seeing commercials for this and I even told Sin 'This movie is going to be garbage.'

Looks like I wasn't the only one who thought that.

According to MTV.com, the movie has been getting bad reviews... even getting in the 30's from the great site called Metacritic.

I won't say anymore... I'll let the article speak for me.

- MX

The Game - My Life (Video)

I know I usually don't post Game shit (and I'm not posting this just because he name drops 'Ye haha) but this song is so dope. It gets my spirits up for Game's album L.A.X. dropping soon. I'm iffy on Game. He can have some real good lyrics and fresh beats but then he can do something like diss Jay-Z. He's hit and miss for me. Still, check the video out and hopefully you enjoy it as much as I do.

- MX

MOVIE REVIEW: Pineapple Express

So the other day Cody Clark put up his review for Pineapple Express and now I have my review of the movie (probably not as detailed as his).

I saw this with my girl on Thursday and I definitely must say that it is a dude movie for sure. It's one of the movies you go see with your friends and laugh because it's, well, true. James Franco plays one of the best on screen stoners I've ever seen. He just looks the part, ya know? I thought it was very well directed and like Clark said, the writing was funny yet smart. I'd say you could almost just sit, chill, and watch this movie for what it is. There isn't an underlying meaning (like with The Dark Knight) and sometimes that's a good thing.

You'll get plenty of laughs just from the connection between Dale (Seth Rogen) and Saul (James Franco) because they play off of each other so well. It's like they've been doing movies their entire life the connection is that strong. The supporting actors are all good and you are always laughing when they are on screen.

Overall, I would recommend seeing Pineapple Express. It is the ultimate display of 'bro-dom' in any movie and for that I applaud it.

3.5/5

- MX

Oliver Goldsmith Boz Sunglasses

The Boz was originally released in 1963, and comes in tortoiseshell, black, snow, smoke gray, and petrol colors. The starting cost of these shades are $499. So if you have enough money to buy these dope ass shades, then get them. You can find more Oliver Goldsmith sunglasses here.

Also, Sin and I will have a good surprise for you good two.shotters on the 100th two.shotacular post. So get yourselves good and ready for it.

- MX

Kanye West - Good Morning (Video)

One more before I sleep. Kanye never released this (I don't think) but I saw it on Youtube forever ago and thought it was cool. Back then, I didn't have a blog but now I do. Ha ha ha. One more post down until the 100th two.shotacular post. Notice how I change the name every time? I don't know what the fuck to call it. Maybe Sin can figure something out.

- MX

Huck Gee Golden Claw

Workin' our way to two.shot's 100th Post Shot-tacular. This caught my eye at Format and I had to post it. Huck Gee is selling them on eBay for $800. I like dope little figures but I'm not paying $800 bucks for one. Though, it looks pretty sick. Hey Sin, loan me $800... I know you got it haha.

- MX

Babe Alert: Audrina Patridge

So, as we're counting down to two.shot's 100th post (which is sure to be epic), what better way to count it down with an two.shot approved babe: Audrina Patridge.

You might recognize her from the hit MTV show The Hills. She is the hot chick that dated that dude who looked like a bum. Yeah... anyways, she's most famous for that and she has a few topless photos but there might be young two.shotters here and I don't want their parents backlashing at the blog. Not like I don't post words like fuck, ass, shit, and bitch... but what kid doesn't say those things on Xbox Live?

By the way... I get my Xbox back in 12 hours or so.

Wow, I got off track. Anyways, enjoy the pictures of Audrina after the jump.

- MX

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Beijing Olympics 2008 Medal Count: Update Two

There's a nice view. Well, I told you I'd keep you updated on the medal count and I am about to. So... yeah, here ya go. By the way, most of the Americans Gold Medals are from the amazing Michael Phelps so... yeah. We own at swimming. Everything else... not so much.

Canada
Total Medals: 0 (RANK: TIED FOR FIFTY FIRST)
Total Gold: 0 (RANK: TIED FOR FIFTY FIRST)
Total Silver: 0
Total Bronze: 0

China
Total Medals: 27 (RANK: SECOND)
Total Gold: 17 (RANK: FIRST)
Total Silver: 5
Total Bronze: 5

United Kingdom
Total Medals: 7 (RANK: TIED FOR TENTH)
Total Gold: 2 (RANK: NINTH)
Total Silver: 2
Total Bronze: 3

United States of America
Total Medals: 29 (RANK: FIRST)
Total Gold: 10 (RANK: SECOND)
Total Silver: 8
Total Bronze: 11

- MX