August 06, 2008

Wii Fit Thinks Kids Are Fat

According to Gamespot, one Wii Fit game told a ten year old child she was fat.

The game's highest setting for weight are 'overweight' and 'obese', so apparently this child is somewhere in between, eh? God, I'm evil.

The stepfather of the child said "[she] is a perfectly healthy, 4-feet-9-inch-tall 10-year-old who swims, dances, and weighs only six stone. She is solidly built but not fat. She was devastated to be called fat and we had to work hard to convince her she isn't."

Six stone is 84 lbs. From my research, the average 10 year old girl is 51 inches (4-feet-6 inches) and weighs 70.4 lbs.

She is 4-feet-9-inches and 84 lbs.

Maybe the Wii Fit is right. Still, did you see that they said six stone? Stone is a weight measurement in the British Isles. You know what country is in the British Isles?


So this kid could potentially be Scottish. So, if this is any indication, many Scottish kids are fat. You know who is Scottish?

Scottish Sin.

Put it all together. Scottish Sin is fat. It's fun to make fun of your friends.

- MX

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