table dancing 101

The funniest shit I have seen in the longest time. I laughed and cried for five minutes watching this. Be patient... the funny shit doesn't happen till then end.

- MX

mx playlist *** dim the lights

mx playlist *** dim the lights

Changing the direction for a second. This one's all about the love making. 

There's a reason you dim the lights when you're about to make love to your partner. The feeling and passion, accompanied by soft music, gets everything right into place. Whether you've been with your lover for a few months or a few years, you always dim the lights. You realize that you belong together and that you're addicted to each other. Guys, you know you want your girl to reach that falsetto and girls... afterwards, you'll be wearing your man's t-shirt.

For every kind of lover out there, put this on in the background to get in the mood right before you get up to dim the lights.

The tracklist is after the jump.

- MX

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1. t-pain 'cant believe it'
2. lloyd 'southside'
3. amerie 'thats what u r'
4. ne-yo 'addicted'
5. mike jones 'cutty buddy'
6. the dream 'falsetto'
7. destiny's child 't-shirt'
8. jill scott 'love rain'
9. mariah carey 'we belong together'
10. rihanna 'hate that i love you'

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kanye west 'coldest winter' (radio rip)

The dopeboyz in the buildin' on this one! This is a song that is, apparently, about the loss of his mother. Remember this is a radio rip so it's not great quality. I love the chilled feeling of this album so far. The heartbreak arrives Nov. 25th.

- MX

nailin’ paylin

I had to post this. I was watching Countdown with Keith Olbermann (remember... MX is a democrat. I don't watch Faux News) and I saw this story about Larry Flynt casting a Sarah Palin look a like to play in a porno called 'Nailin' Paylin'. Genius. So I had to look it up and thanks to The Frisky, I got some details about the porno.

According to HUSTLER, “Nailin’ Paylin” is a “naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor,” featuring “girl-on-girl lovin’,” “nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door,” and a younger Palin getting seduced by her college creationist professor who “will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!” Also included: a three-way hardcore sex scene starring Palin/Paylin, Hillary Clinton, and Condoleeza Rice.

Apparently Paylin is busty as hell. Maybe the real Palin will get breast implants. It might make her stupidity more attractive.

- MX

obama v mccain (final debate)

Haven't watched this yet. When I do, I'll be sure to add my comments. Until then, check out the final presidential debate on the road to November 4th and Election Day. I'm voting. Are you?

- MX

kanye west 'heartless' + vbkw listening party info

kanye west 'heartless'

It's here fellow two.shotters. I've been hearing snippets of this song for a while and I didn't want to post them because I don't like to tease. However, Kanye released the song his blog and even though it's not the mastered version it's something. You know 'Ye isn't going to release the mastered version. Props to the dopeboyz for uploading this dope track.

Also, the other day Kanye had his listening party with Italian designer Vanessa Beecroft. theFader covered the listening party and guess what? Kanye plans on releasing ANOTHER album in June of 2009!

Check out Kanye performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live + the tentative tracklist for 808's and Heartbreak after the jump.

- MX

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808's AND HEARTBREAK

1. Welcome to Heartbreak
2. Heartless
3. Love Lockdown
4. Robocop
5. Anyway
6. Street Lights
7. Say You Will
8. Bad News
9. Amazing
10. Tell Everybody That You Know
11. Coldest Winter

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nfl week six

This week in the NFL, some teams were not playing around. Like my Green Bay Packers, who improved to 3-3 and now are in a three way tie for the lead in the NFC North. The Texans were not playing as they won in the last few seconds. The Rams were tired of being winless while the Bengals and Lions seem to be happy with the goose egg in their win column.

And did you see the Sunday and Monday night games?

How 'bout them Cardinals? They broke Romo's pinky and now he's out for four weeks. Ouch. And... who saw the Browns beating the New York football Giants? I know my girl's brother in law is extremely happy about it. Lemme know what you thought about this insane week in what is an amazing NFL season.

Full scores are after the Lambeau Leap.

- MX

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SUNDAY, OCTOBER 12 

(Byes: Buffalo, Kansas, Pittsburgh, Tennessee)  

Chicago Bears 20-22 Atlanta Falcons 

Miami Dolphins 28-29 Houston Texans 

Baltimore Ravens 3-31 Indianapolis Colts 

Detroit Lions 10-12 Minnesota Vikings 

Oakland Raiders 3-34 New Orleans Saints 

Cincinnati Bengals 14-26 N.Y. Jets 

Carolina Panthers 3-27 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

St. Louis Rams 19-17 Washington Redskins 

Jacksonville Jaguars 24-17 Denver Broncos  

Dallas Cowboys 24-30 Arizona Cardinals (OT) 

Philadelphia Eagles 40-26 San Francisco 49ers 

Green Bay Packers 27-17 Seattle Seahawks 

New England 10-30 San Diego Chargers 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 13

N.Y. Giants 14-35 Cleveland Browns

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t-pain + ludacris 'chopped n skrewed' (video)

This is the video for the song I'm kinda obsessed with right now. I think it's sick, just as Can't Believe It was sick. I love artistic music videos. Music is an art and should be treated as such.

- MX

athf: sex with the fries

Classic clip from one of my favorite episodes. Now I'm hitting the sheets. Gotta be up for work in five hours.

- MX

celsius by robobox

Again, I saw this earlier but I'm now posting it because a. I was busy tofay and b. I think it's dope. Kuso Vinyl is releasing it's Celsius figure in the future and here is the prototype image of it. When it gets done, I know it is going to be super sick. I'll let the Vinyl Pulse Blog explain it more:

RoboBox’s creation is a streamlined hero ready for action. The individual elements are familiar yet the design has a ‘cool’ factor potentially because it follows several tried and true conventions. The design approach combines detailed sculpted elements including the wings, helmet and weapons with a fairly straightforward boy. Intricate deco (pad prints) will be used to fill out the character. As the vinyl toy industry moves forward, we’re bound to see an increased crossover of genres. RoboBox wields anime styling with military precision for a look that seems to buck current designer vinyl aesthetics by flirting with well-established genres. 

RoboBox’s action space opera backstory for Celsisus provides us with details of the expected diabolical conflict yet does so with tongue firmly planted in cheek. Delve into the character’s origin after the jump.

Kuso Vinyl caught us by surprise with their new toy production efforts. Celsius is certainly stylish and we’re looking forward to seeing the figure develop. While we can’t reveal anything specific yet, we can say that Kuso Vinyl has a few additional figures in the wings that will compliment Celsius’s lock and load vibe with a kawaii touch.

There are more proto images and a cartoon sketch of what the figure will look like after the jump.

- MX

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lil wayne + the roots 'a milli' (live)

lil wayne + the roots 'a milli' (live)

I was gonna post this last night but my black ass fell asleep. The Roots were holding a concert and immediately busted out to A Milli. It's sick as hell. ?uestlove plays the drums and says A Milli' in sync. If you don't appreciate ?uestlove and The Roots I'm sorry.

Linkage all props to the dopeboyz.

- MX

kanye west 'love lockdown' (live on ellen)

If you haven't guessed, I love this fucking song. After he premiered the video on Ellen, Kanye to the performs it live on Ellen. I want audio of this version. I have the audio version and now everyone can have it too! Every time he does this song live, it gives me chills.

- MX

obama v mccain (second debate)

The second presidential debate is in the books. I watched the first part before I went over to my girl's house and I just finished watching the second part. What do you all think about the debate? Who are you all voting for (if you're of age). Let's hear it people. You all know who I'm voting for.

- MX

kanye west 'love lockdown' (video)

Guess on what show he premiered this song? You'll never guess. Still, the video is DOPE! Kanye is a creative genius people.

11/25... 808's will cause heartbreak. Don't sleep!

- MX

nfl week five

Another week, another loss. I'm getting really tired of the Packers' defense struggling. Oh well, maybe next week when we play the 'We want the ball and we're gonna score' Seahawks. Also, I found this interesting article about the Packers fans starting to worry.

In other news, the Titans remain undefeated, the Lions + Bengals remain winless, the Bills get their momentum stopped, the Dolphins keep their momentum, and the NFL divisions keep getting stranger and stranger.

Full scores, as usual, are after the Lambeau Leap, which did happen this week.

- MX

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SUNDAY, OCTOBER 5
(Byes: Cleveland, N.Y. Jets, St. Louis, Oakland )
Tennessee Titans 13-10 Baltimore Ravens
Kansas City Chiefs 0-34 Carolina Panthers
Chicago Bears 34-7 Detroit Lions
Atlanta Falcons 27-24 Green Bay Packers
Indianapolis Colts 31-27 Houston Texans
San Diego Chargers 10-17 Miami Dolphins
Seattle Seahawks 6-44 N.Y. Giants
Washington 23-17 Philadelphia Eagles
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 13-16 Denver Broncos
Buffalo Bills 17-41 Arizona Cardinals
Cincinnati Bengals 22-31 Dallas Cowboys
New England 30-21 San Francisco 49ers
Pittsburgh Steelers 26-21 Jacksonville Jaguars
MONDAY, OCTOBER 6
Minnesota Vikings 30-27 New Orleans Saints

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